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Top 5 Songs to Play After Dipping Your Pinky into a Bag of Moon Rocks

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By Carter Tiffany RiceOctober 17, 2023

So, you've just dipped your pinky into a bag of moon rocks and now you're strapped in, rocket-ready to delve into a realm where sensory spirals are the norm and everything "normal" becomes a question mark.

While you're busy transforming your reality into a dreamy reverie defined by vibrant hues and heartbeat synced BPMs, you need the perfect soundtrack to guide you on this joy ride. And not just any collection of hazily curated tracks, but a setlist so incredible that it makes you question what dimensions your speakers were blasting from. Here, in the uncharted territories of audial hedonism, is a playlist so potent that it could've been concocted in a cosmic DJ's mixing lab.

This interstellar rundown of tracks will sonically shepherd you through your moon rock odyssey, boosting your trip from lightweight stratospheric bounce to a full-on extradimensional exploration. Buckle up, star voyager, here are the Top 20 songs spawned from the heart of a supernova to play after you've dived into your bag of moon rocks.

Big Fat Hole - "Molly’s Midnight Marathon"

The pulsating beat of "Molly’s Midnight Marathon" is the siren call for every creature of the night. Big Fat Hole encapsulates the raw, untamed energy of the city's underbelly, the beat reverberating through the smoky air as you step into the unknown.

Bussy Palace - "Glitter Grind"

A hypnotic delve into the shimmering facade of the nocturnal cityscape, "Glitter Grind" is an ode to the fleeting yet fierce allure of the Moon Rocks. Bussy Palace orchestrates a tune that's as gritty as the pavement under your feet and as elusive as the night sky.

Bilbo Baghands - "Pinky Promise"

The playful yet poignant melody of "Pinky Promise" is Bilbo Baghands’ tribute to the unspoken pact between every rogue soul venturing into the realm of ecstatic oblivion. It's a mellifluous yet mocking nod to the transient camaraderie found in the heart of darkness.

Rusty Chains - "Powder Parade"

Rusty Chains' "Powder Parade" is a raucous celebration of the reckless abandon that accompanies a night of powdered pursuits. The relentless rhythm is a homage to the unyielding spirit of those who dance on the edge of dawn.

Silent Riot - "Capsule Acquisition"

Silent Riot takes us on a harrowing adventure through the labyrinth of desire with "Capsule Acquisition." The stark beat lays bare the incessant quest for the next high, the next rush, the next fleeting moment of nirvana amidst the chaos of the concrete jungle.

Feel every molecule of existence surrender to these beats. So, take a sonic plunge into this playlist of cosmic pandemonium after moon-rocking your way into bliss. After all, there's no such thing as too ridiculous when it comes to hyper-spatial musical adventures.